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I feel the need to rearrange furniture in my house, paint the walls, and even (gasp!) clean. Not for the betterment of the house, mind you. Not to make it neater and more pleasant for those of us living in it or for possible visitors. No, not at all. This would be strictly to improve the background in potential photographs. Yes. Really.
*This would also be related to: "Did you really just post that picture on Facebook? ... Look what's in the background! ... You have to delete that right now. ... At least let me crop it!"